!). However, you can help us cut costs (and assuage your guilt for cheating us out of $60 mill) by clipping out this coupon and sending in your donation today!
YES! I would like to help you pay for moving the Mariners to another city!
Donation: $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $60 million
Make checks payable to: The Nintendo Group Mail to: "Move the Mariners Fund" c/o Mariners Administration Office 83 S. King, Seattle, WA 98104.
Please! Don't Screw Us Over Again!
Speaking for the 16 fabulously wealthy owners (some are even billionaires!) of the Mariners, it saddens us that the citizens of Seattle have chosen not to give us $60 million to cover cost overruns at your new Safeco Field. But don't worry! There's still a way you can help, by donating to our MOVE THE MARINERS fund! As you probably know, it's expensive to move a baseball team to another city (some moving companies charge up to $125 per