Speaking for the 16 fabulously wealthy owners (some are even billionaires!) of the Mariners, it saddens us that the citizens of Seattle have chosen not to give us $60 million to cover cost overruns at your new Safeco Field. But don't worry! There's still a way you can help, by donating to our MOVE THE MARINERS fund! As you probably know, it's expensive to move a baseball team to another city (some moving companies charge up to $125 per hour!). However, you can help us cut costs (and assuage your guilt for cheating us out of $60 mill) by clipping out this coupon and sending in your donation today!

YES! I would like to help you pay for moving the Mariners to another city!



Donation: $1,000 $5,000 $10,000 $60 million

Make checks payable to: The Nintendo Group Mail to: "Move the Mariners Fund" c/o Mariners Administration Office 83 S. King, Seattle, WA 98104.

Please! Don't Screw Us Over Again!