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And here's another thing I'm saying. I read in the newspaper that I'm running for City Council. Didn't I already do this? I won, didn't I? I thought I was running for mayor. Did I win? I distinctly remember attending a City Council meeting just this morning. It was this big room with a lesbian in it, and syrup was on the table. I had half a papaya, just like I do every morning, with sliced bananas, and--don't forget--two squirt, squirts of lime. Delicious. You know, with the weather turning warmer, one snowplow can be had for the price of two llamas... and with TWICE the efficiency! But you'll never hear that from the lips of the downtown developers. Nordstrom gets all the llamas they want. And these are some of the differences I'm trying to show you about.