You could call Homo for the Holidays a holiday-themed burlesque revue, but that’d be like calling the virgin birth an unintended pregnancy. A merrily profane satire-ball wrapped in glitter and false eyelashes, Homo pulls in some of Seattle’s best drag/dance/queer performance talents: Ben DeLaCreme, the Cherdonna and Lou Show, Faggedy Randy (of the Can Can Castaways), Jinkx Monsoon, and tons more. I’m kicking myself for missing it last year, but Dan Savage said it was “fucking great” and “fucking hilarious.” (Odd Fellows West Hall, 915 E Pine St,, 7 and 10 pm, $20 adv/$25 DOS)