So you think you're better than me, huh? That's hilarious coming from the hottest mess in town. You are one sloppy, trashy, crack-whore-looking bitch. Maybe no one has told you this yet, but flashing your grandparents on Thanksgiving and asking them if your nipples are too large is inappropriate. Picking up ex-cons 10 years your senior in a dirty bar by announcing you're a cute face and a good fuck is not classy. Fucking some sketchy dude every three months does not make him your boyfriend. Getting plastered and acting like a ditzy, whiny-ass bitch is not cute or endearing. Telling your friend's older brother that you're going to suck his dick in a roomful of people makes you look pathetic. Trapping your friend in the back of a two-door car and making her listen to a tape of you and your boyfriend having sex is disgusting and fucking creepy. I know you've gone through some shit in your life, but guess what? So has everyone else! It doesn't give you an excuse to act like an asshole. You think you have your shit together and that you're better than everyone else, when in reality,you're a sloppy, annoying drunk who has alienated most of her friends with her outlandish bullshit. If you don't like me, that's fine. But keep my name out of your come-Dumpster mouth.