Lovely Party

One party for staff, one for management. Is that a smart way to run a company?

And don't think you're fooling us. We know you only threw a somewhat decent party for the staff because everyone knew you management assholes were planning on strolling over to a pricey restaurant for your own Christmas party--an expensive meal, on the company--once your cheap and depressing "party" for the staff was over. Didn't you think word would get out? Or can't you assholes think at all? Probably not. After all, it's you management assholes who are running this place into the ground. You guys--especially the "new" old guy (very old, very tired)--are a joke. There isn't anyone on staff who isn't counting the days until the owners of this weak business start "reinventing" once again and fire all of you. We'll be laughing as you walk your nonpierced noses down to the unemployment office. In the meantime, we'll be smiling, nodding, pretending you're relevant, and hating your guts.

--Anonymous