You thought you were really crafty, didn't you? I understand you were upset that I finally left your pathetic ass, but you deserved it. After putting up with your chronic whining for seven months, I don't feel bad about it at all. I shouldn't be surprised that your lame attempt to avenge yourself was to delete all my music off my computer and replace it with a single Chumbawamba CD. First off, fuck you for being a childish dick (I mean that figuratively and literally). My new playlist you so graciously provided is a warm reminder of how much better I feel now that your decrepit little cock is nowhere near me anymore.