We'd been dating for seven months when you met her and broke it off with me. I spent the next four months getting over you. Then out of the blue you called, saying she wasn't enough and you just HAD to be with me. After much convincing, I agreed. We kept up a casual fling on the side for the past couple of years.

You always told me you didn't really love her, yet you didn't want to hurt her because she was a nice person. As recently as TWO DAYS AGO you were sending video to my phone of you jacking off and setting up our next rendezvous. I honestly thought you were going to end it with her before letting it get any further. Not to be with me, but to be out of that loveless relationship.

Yesterday, I went to your website to see your latest pics and was shocked by what I found. You did the typical, cheesy Valentine's Day thing and proposed to your girlfriend. Two days before, you were talking about how you wanted to come inside me (not that I'd actually let you).

Whatever. Fine. I hope this ridiculous move is what it takes to get you to straighten up and be faithful. I sure as hell won't be fucking you anymore, and I'm not going to be the bitch who rats you out to your girlfriend. If she's too naive to realize that her boyfriend of over two years is fucking around on her, she deserves to be duped. I hope you have a happy fucking life together.