I was standing on a chair at the back of Chop Suey trying to see the band when you grabbed my ass without invitation. You are fucking lucky you chose me because I was just intoxicated enough to try and let you off with a warning: "Don't grab my ass again." But what would a perfectly entitled douchebag like yourself say to someone with enough audacity to politely request you not physically assault her? "Don't make it so presentable." You then grabbed my ass a second time for good measure before quickly disappearing into the crowd. Let me tell you something, you piece of shit: What you did is third-degree sexual assault. I will never again politely request to not be assaulted, but I will give a boot to the balls of you or anyone else who crosses the line. You are rape culture, you dickwad.

—Anonymous