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Two years ago you told me at the Burger King drive-through window in Ballard that if I got the bacon cheeseburger meal, instead of adding bacon to the cheeseburger meal, I could save 70 cents. I told you that frankly I didn't give a shit about 70 cents because unlike you I didn't work at Burger King.

I am sorry. I was incredibly hung-over and in pain from poisoning myself every night. I think about this all the time. I went back some time ago to apologize, but the BK was closed. Anyway, I thought you might like to know that I got fired Friday for being a drunk asshole all the time. I still drive the same BMW SUV, but it'll be repo'd soon enough. I feel horrible about what I said to you and it kills me that I've never been able to apologize. Hopefully you can get some joy out of the fact that I won't be able to afford to eat at Burger King after my savings dry up next month.

—Anonymous