I wanted to personally thank you for marrying me, knocking me up, beating me while I was pregnant, then cheating on me for three years. You truly are everything I don't want our son to be. Thanks for bouncing and having him not know you. Yes, we are fine without you, and yes, he's better off without you. And for the record: You weren't any good, your dick was small, and you smelled like a pervert.