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The show was sold-out and crowded as hell. If you had ever been to an event like this before, you would be able to realize that physical contact with other people in close proximity to you is the norm. I was standing behind you, attempting to watch the performance while you were wildly gyrating your hips to the music and bumping into quite a few people. Then you had the audacity to give me the stink eye and say, "Jesus Christ, will you stop grabbing my ass?" Fuck! Excuse me? You were violating MY personal space, not the other way around. Had you noticed, my hands were firmly in my pockets. I don't like to touch people either, and was making every effort not to. Were you trying to get your boyfriend to kick my ass? Fuck both of you. And the bitch who told me to get my white ass out of the way of her cell-phone camera can get fucked too. Fold up your flip phone and enjoy the fucking concert.

—Anonymous