Friend, I have stood by you for almost a year as you "struggle to find work." I have kept your rent paid, I have kept you in food and beer—then I sit back and wonder why you don't seem motivated to work, to get your ass off the couch and go get a job. Well, how could I be so stupid? Who is going to find work if they don't have to? If you've got some poor sucker paying your bills for you, then I guess the motivation to work won't be there. Damn it. See, now another person has taken advantage of my kindness, and I have to be mean to them. Get off the couch and get a job, because the bank is closed my friend. I ain't giving you one more dollar, and if you end up on the street, that ain't my fault. I need my money for me. Get a damn job!!!

—Anonymous