"We don't have a restroom." You what?!! You don't have a restroom? Where do you pee, then? Where do you poo? Where do you wash your hands and whatnot? Who do you think I am? I had to pee!! All legitimate establishments in this town are required by law to have a sink with running water and a working toilet. Yet you claimed not to have a restroom. WTH? I had to pee so bad after being stuck in a traffic jam behind an auto accident, and I stopped at your store since it was the first one I saw. I was only going to pee, not rip you off, not kill you or bomb the neighborhood for corn sake. Next time, I'm going to drop trou and piss on the floor right in front of you. 'Cause goddamn, I had to pee so bad.