Dear Swedish Meatball: You stole thousands of dollars from your former employer so you could buy your cheap, slutty girlfriend oversize handbags. You will probably only get community service, because you joined the PTA and paraded her sick kid's wooden leg in front of the judge. You are one of the meanest people I have ever met and I hope that one day karma will get you. By the way, does your new employer know about your felony? Maybe I should tell him when he's back from Paris.