Mauve, fuck I hate your muted ass. And you're everywhere! Lipstick, nail polish, eye shadow, blush, clothing, even on some people's nipples. Your only purpose is to make things UGLY! Take a nice manicure and put on mauve polish, and it suddenly looks like you belong in a nursing home. In fact, it's probably the predominance of mauve that makes nursing homes so fucking depressing. And don't go giving me that Dusty Rose crap—purplish mauve, reddish mauve, brownish mauve, bluish mauve, all just variations on the same sad theme. You're a force of evil, destroying both natural and invented beauty. But you won't get to me. I will wear clear, bright colors in open defiance of your conservative oppression. So suck my nice pink cunt, you shit-tinged horrid color.