What the fuck, old man? There is an entire locker room filled with empty lockers that you can use—stop choosing the one right next to mine! Don't give me that "I always use this locker" shit, because you've done it more than once and were not at the same locker.

You don't think I can feel your creepy old molester eyes looking at me while I get ready to head into the shower? If you want to stare at a younger guy's dick, become a Catholic priest—don't go to my gym. When you take your time getting ready so that you can be there when I get back from the shower, it's fucking obvious what you are doing. And it's disgusting, not to mention rude.

Seriously, next time I won't ask you what the hell you think you're doing taking the locker next to mine, I'll throw the fucking horribleness that is you out of the locker room and spit on you and your broken fucking hip.

—Anonymous