In fact, I don't even like hanging out with you. Fine, you are cute, and you have nice tits. You are still boring and immature! Everyone makes fun of the way you still brag about high school, and we cringe when you come around. You may have told an entire party that you were in a threesome with me and my lady, but did you mention that you gave terrible head? Or that my girlfriend wasn't satisfied AT ALL?
Do you know that I'm now screwing your best friend, and she isn't telling you because she thinks you are annoying, too? It's over. I can't stand you or your stupid stories anymore.
--Anonymous
