You stupid, probably drunk-driving bastard! You cut me off! And as I was lying dazed and bloodied on the pavement, you just drove away, hoping no one got your license-plate number. Well, hopefully the witnesses who saw you driving off got your license-plate number correct. Yes, the police know about it. At first I was just glad to be alive... now I'm pissed off, and I hope I get to take your ass to court. If I never see you again, I hope my now-trashed mountain bike and my body did plenty of damage to your car. (I know I took out your window; I've got the stitches to prove it.)
--Anonymous