Dear Boyfriend: I lied when you asked me how many men I'd fucked before you. I told you five. Well, it's probably closer to 70, and that's just straight fucking. I've done oral with even more guys. I got fucked for the first time at 13 and never slowed down. I like fucking, but not every fuck was relationship material. And you know what? I don't feel any guilt about lying to you because IT WAS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS TO ASK. I don't care how many women you've fucked. You had a reason to ask, and it was to measure whether I was "good enough" for you. Fuck that. If you men didn't have such shitty archaic double standards, we women wouldn't lie. Yeah, I get it, you want to hang out with whores until you marry Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island. Well, I'll just play both roles as it's convenient.

—Anonymous