I HOPE MY CLOTHES CHOKE YOU TO DEATH
I did my laundry this morning and you walked in and stole it. I'm sick of people thinking they are so much worse off and stealing my stuff just because I live somewhere and work my ass off. I wish I could put your name in this letter. You deserve to have everyone know that you break into washing machines and steal people's laundry. You are dirt. You are worse than dirt. You are shit. The most lowlife thing that could possibly exist. I hope my clothes choke you to death. I hope you are cursed with a string of bad luck that does not end until your dying fucking day. Don't you understand that you can't even get money for my clothes? They aren't worth anything, except to me. So stop stealing laundry. Go commit suicide, you stupid whore. Do some more crack and sink into a dismal pit of slime because there isn't anywhere else for you to go.