Hey! All that talk about Charlie's Angels last week made me HO-NEE! Ho-nee for knowledge, that is! That's why I'm giving YOU the chance to stretch your cerebellum and win fabulous prizes with the (say the next three words in a loud booming voice, please) ANGEL... TRIVIA... CHALLENGE! Simply circle the correct answers in my Charlie's Angels quiz, cut out the column, and send it to "Angels Make Me Ho-Nee!" c/o The Stranger, 1122 East Pike, Suite 1225, Seattle, 98122. Be sure to include your name and address! If you get all the answers right, I'll put your entry in a receptacle (not my ass), from which I will randomly choose one person to be the lucky grand prize winner of a "Charlie's Angels Prize Pack," lovingly donated by Rialto Movie Arts (Seattle's finest emporium of TV memorabilia, located at 81 1/2 S. Washington in scenic Pioneer Square!). Entries must be postmarked no later than May 1 and, as always, cheating and bribery is cheerfully encouraged! Good Luck, Angels!

Question 1!!
Name the classic Angels episode in which the girls go to prison, Jill's boobie falls out of her shirt, and all three angels get sprayed down for lice! Is it...

(A) "Angels in Chains"

(B) "Angels Behind Bars"

(C) "Angels of Cell Block B"

(D) "Angels Got Lice"

Question 2!!
Before joining the Angels as Kris Munroe, Cheryl Ladd had already proven her acting greatness by lending her voice to a Saturday morning cartoon! Was it...

(A) Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels

(B) Josie and the Pussycats

(C) Smurfs

(D) The Funky Phantom

Question 3!!
Which annoying M*A*S*H regular was cast as Bosley's assistant in the Charlie's Angels pilot (and subsequently fired! Ha. Ha. Ha.)?

(A) Col. Potter

(B) Cpl. Klinger

(C) Maj. Winchester

(D) B.J. "Blowjob" Hunnicut

Question 4!!
Damn, that Jill (Farrah Fawcett-Majors) had a bitchin' ride! Can you remember what kind of car she drove?

(A) A white Cobra II

(B) A yellow Mustang

(C) A blue Camaro

(D) A little red Corvette

Question 5!!
Though Charlie's Angels may sound like the obvious name for this series, it was originally called something very different! Was it...

(A) Fiddler's Three

(B) Bosley's Beauties

(C) The Alley Cats

(D) Girl, You Got Some Ass in Those Pants!

Question 6!!
In the opening for every show, Charlie (John Forsythe) would deliver the following monologue: "Once upon a time, there were three beautiful girls who went to the police academy, and they were each assigned very dangerous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Charlie." How many times in this very short monologue is Charlie being sexist?

(A) Once

(B) Twice

(C) Four times

(D) My name is Camille Paglia, and I say "ZERO."