Is there something you want to show the world? Something you want everyone to know? Your masterpiece of painting? A wedding proposal? An ad for your business? What better place to tell/show/sell all than the cover of The Stranger--possibly the most visible piece of newsprint in the city! Common editorial restrictions apply, but as you well know, we have nearly no standards.
Priceless! Starting bid: $1.99
Serve as Stranger Ombudsman for a Week
Do you have--ahem--some minor criticisms of our paper? Have we made errors of taste and/or judgment? Can we be doing some things better? Become The Stranger's official ombudsman for a week and air your grievances about our paper in our very own pages. As an added bonus, receive tips and guidance from our ombudsman A. Birch Steen himself over a drink!
Priceless! Starting bid: $1.99
Savage Love Fun Pack
The perfect gift for the wannabe sex advice columnist on your list. The highest bidder gets lunch with Dan Savage at a restaurant of the winner's choice. During lunch, Dan will allow the gift recipient to look through his Savage Love e-mail, pick out a few letters, and respond to them in his column. Even better, this guest column will appear not only in the Seattle version of Savage Love, but the syndicated version that appears in dozens of papers all over the world, from the Village Voice and the Chicago Reader to papers in Toronto and Tel Aviv!
Priceless! Starting bid: $1.99
A Case of Stranger Skunk Air Fresheners
Got a smelly car, friend, and/or body? Ax that odor with one full case of Stranger Skunk Air Fresheners. Sure, they were produced for Christmas presents in 2001--they're still lovely and oh-so-fragrant.
Priceless! Starting bid: $1.99
