NEW YEAR'S EVE AT THE WET SPOT
Imagine, a New Year's Eve with no smoke, no drunks--just yummy food, dancing, sex, and play, plus Wet Spot DJs spinning for your listening and dancing pleasure. No dress code, but hey, it's New Year's Eve--get dressed up! Dinner, continental breakfast, party favors, and a sparkling-cider toast are included in the price. Wet Spot, 270-9746 or email@example.com, 8 pm-3 am, $35, membership required, RSVP required.
ANDRÉ SPARKLING WINE INTRODUCES TWIST & POP RESEALABLE CLOSURE
What kinkster doesn't love the burst of a sparkling-wine cork ejaculated from its bottle? Thanks to the masterminds behind André, the nation's number one carbonated wine, this pleasure is no longer restricted to once per bottle. André's new Twist & Pop resealable closure lets the cork fly as many times as your heart desires. André is available at grocery and liquor stores for a suggested retail price of around $4.
HEADS, TITS, AND BITS: BONDAGE TECHNIQUES FOR THE HEAD, BREASTS, AND GENITALS
Bondage instructor Max brings in guest presenters James Mogul and me, Mistress Matisse, to help demonstrate these specialized techniques in rope bondage. This workshop assumes no previous bondage experience and is appropriate for all genders and orientations. Wet Spot, 2:30 pm-5:30 pm, $30, membership not required, e-mail Max@TechBound.net for more info.
RED HOT WORDS
Spoken-word performance with a sexual slant. A featured performer, plus an open mic for fresh talent, so bring your comedy routine, improv bits, naughty songs, and rough drafts. Wet Spot, 8 pm-10 pm, open to members and guests, firstname.lastname@example.org for info about reading or listening.