Hey stupid pig. You berated me for about 10 minutes because I drove through your crime scene while crossing an intersection (which you failed to block off). My first reaction was to tell you to fuck off but, unfortunately, I was driving a stolen car on my way to drop off a half ounce of H (which was tucked away in the glove box). Frankly, I was surprised you didn't notice that my pupils were the size of dinner plates when I stuck my head out of the window to apologize for my stupidity. While I still bristle at your sarcastic remarks I can't help but chuckle when I think of you bitching me out for corrupting your crime scene while I committed multiple felonies right beneath your nose. Suck me, you dumb bitch cop!