Not only is "Kola Boof" the best author name ever, The Sexy Part of the Bible might just be the best novel title in recorded history, too. The greatness doesn't stop there: Bible is narrated by a beautiful—and beautifully angry—young African woman named Eternity ("I am the charcoal that creates diamonds. I am the blackest black woman"). Eternity becomes a supermodel, fucks a world-famous rapper named Sea Horse Twee, and hides a secret (she's a clone who was created and raised by white scientists) that could turn the world on its head. Ms. Boof reads from this hate-filled love note to globalism tonight. (Elliott Bay Book Company, 1521 10th Ave, 624-6600, 7 pm, free)