LA-based Kyle Kinane is one of the smartest fuckups on the planet. He's also one of my favorite comics working right now (and yours, too, even if you don't know yet, slowpoke). Case in point, here is the opening to a Kinane joke chosen at random: "I've done nothing but work in, like, warehouses and kitchens and gas stations—my entire career history just looks like a 15-year-long ZZ Top video. Except the three sluts in the old Chevy never come by to take me out and buy new pants." To know Kinane is to love Kinane. He has a beard. (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 233-9873, 7 pm, $15, 21+)