I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate it when women talk to each other in the bathroom at work. It's even worse when the only stall open is right between to the two babbling perpetrators. This morning I was blessed with the opportunity to listen to an old hag bragging about her grandchildren while she was taking a dump. A woman in another stall participated avidly in the conversation while taking a noisy piss. Listen up ladies: Bathroom time is quiet time. I work in a cubicle, in a hive of hundreds of other cubicles. I get to listen to people chit-chat, ramble, mutter, shout, sneeze, cough, fart, wet themselves, wretch, whistle, hum, and moan all day long. The bathroom is a quiet reprieve and I don't appreciate these boisterous shitheads ruining that Zen-like experience for me. So eject your waste and shut the fuck up.

--Anonymous