Not many parties boast a wizard, much less one who goes by the name Merlin, but this isn't just any party: celebrants throw an item of bad juju into a burning barrel to promote a fresh start. Merlin informs us it's not just any night, either; besides being a new moon on an autumnal equinox, which is rare, there was also an annular eclipse of the sun at 4:40 this morning, which is, as Merlin puts it, "totally fucking rare—in astrological terms, today is huge."

What better day to purge your sins and annoyances by incinerating them in a fire of bad juju? I covered this party last year, and threw a cigarette into the fire. Not long afterward, I successfully quit smoking. I may not be superstitious, but I'm agnostic enough to come and show some fearful pagan gratitude. "You're the second success story I've heard about last year," Merlin laughs. "There was a lady who burned three pictures of ex-boyfriends and then turned around and bumped into a guy and they've been happily dating ever since."

So what's burning this year? "Lots of fabrics," says Merlin, "One guy took off his T-shirt from RealAudio and tore it to shreds before tossing it in." A woman casts in photos of her ex-husband: "Burn, motherfucker, burn!" A drunk man reaches into the conflagration and retrieves a photo that was strangely unburned: "Oh, my God, it's (dead Crocodile Hunter) Steve Irwin!" He pats down his perm-smelling arms, looks at the red-hot barrel, and reflects: "That burns like the fires of hell."

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