Okay, I've tried to be tolerant for the sake of independent radio, I really have, but I CANNOT STAND a certain local midday DJ. Why did this have to happen? Her voice: irritating! The music she plays: tolerable, but predictable! Her gushing and chortling and "sassy" banter: excruciating! Hon, nobody wants to hear about you needing to take a cold shower after the Kills' live performance, okay? And we especially don't need to hear it brought up the next day, and the day after that. Every time I hear her chirp, "Hit it Herb!" my inner ear canal begs for a stabbing. Plus, she can't even stay in her own time slot! It seems like she's ALWAYS THERE, giggling and gasping like a valley girl. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I've got nothing but love for independent radio, but honestly, my nerves are fucking shot. Please bring back her precursor before I put my boot through the stereo.

--Anonymous