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Crikey. Lookit Vince Neil. He looks like he's done been rode hard and put away wet. I remember my best friend in high school, she had the Shout at the Devil Mötley Crüe poster above her bed. I would just sit and stare and stare and STARE at it. Vince had hair just like mine: big and bleachy, mall bangs, Aqua Net. He was also wearing lipstick, eyeliner, and big gay pleather pants—with studs. Mmm-mmm! What I would have given to rub some butter-flavored Crisco on those trousers and just slide around...

As you can see, he doesn't look quite the same in this photo with Joanna Angel. I guess if even one-eighth of the fables in the Crüe's autobiography, The Dirt, are true, Vince is lookin' just fine and right on time ('cept, mabes take 'er easy on the teeth bleach next time).

Anyway. Why does Joanna Angel—XXX-entrepreneur and pint-sized star of punk-slash-alt porn titles like Cum on My Tattoo, Fuck Me in the Bathroom, Rock & Roll in My Butthole, and Grand Theft Anal 10—have such a big smile on her face in the photo?

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I'll tell you why. 'Cause she made a new XXX-er called Girls Girls Girls 2 (think "all-girl" and all the stuff girls do to other girls, plus hairspray, glitter, and leotards). And what did nice-guy Vince and his big white teeth do? Instead of suing her ass for copyright infringement, he autographed a copy and gave it back to her. Now if you go to Joanna's Burning Angel site, there's a contest where you can win-win-win it. Best '80s metal hairdo picture holding a sign that says Girls Girls Girls 2 takes it home. Sayeth Angel: "You can either go out on a limb and actually get your hair did, or you can use Photoshop and get creative... GOOD LUCK!"

More rules and prizes HERE. Maybe I'll enter this photo?

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