The Devil in Miss Jones is the Friday the 13th of porn. With its virgin suicide, creepy soundtrack, and journeys into "Hell," it's definitely one of the darker films in porn history. Plus the 1973 original, by infamous Deep Throat director, Gerard Damiano, has six—count 'em SIX—sequels and remakes. None can compare to the first, of course, but in 2005, Vivid Entertainment did its damndest to put a modern spin on the cult classic. Vivid's The New Devil in Miss Jones is heady hetero porn for people who like a little more storyline, and a little more fantasy, with their onscreen sex. At 105 minutes, it's too long. It also takes itself too seriously, getting laughs in places where it shouldn't be funny—especially the scene where one overly tanned Nick Manning looks like a boiled turnip jumping into a swimming pool. It's Playboy versus Hustler—but it still has some shiners. Savanna Samson is super hot in fake-nerd garb, especially her big white granny panties; Georgina Spelvin, the star of the original, has a nonsexual cameo as a cute old-lady janitor. And Jenna Jameson always looks good in a strap-on.

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