In addition to a teeny-tiny cheapo flat-screen and DVD setup, I also have two VCRs. There's still so much cool, old porn—for way cheap—on VHS. Sometimes it's nicer, in the same way you often look better in a color-saturated fuzzy Polaroid than in an ultra-sharp digital photo. Sometimes we just don't need all that information. I mean, we could tell Linda Lovelace had no gag reflex on VHS. John Holmes—do we even WANT to see that in high-def?

HD DVD is definitely here to stay, though. And now the American porn industry is dipping its big slutty toe in the Blu-ray pool. That's right, here come extreme coochie close-ups on crystal-crisp Blu-ray. The Japanese are already all over it, but we're just getting started stateside. There's only one title available for purchase right now—2005's gooey all-girl gangbang, the Jenna Haze Oil Orgy—but almost available, pre-orders only, is the brand-new punky Eon McKai version of Debbie Does Dallas. His version, with hotter-than-hell newcomers Tommy Pistol and Dana DeArmond, is called Debbie LOVES Dallas. Will it be worth it? I might have to buy a better TV to find out.

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