I'm not that much fun to watch porn with. I tend to burst out laughing at all the wrong moments. Like every time they cut to some gay-for-pay guy's face right after a cock has been shoved up his butt for the first time. Priceless.

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Along with the hilarious plot and dippity-doo dialogue, these moments in 1983's Gold Rush Boys made me laugh: when this big burly bear detrousers himself and you think he's going to be huge ('cause he's a big burly bear!), then he's remarkably not. Or when the main character is "auditioned" for the all-boy whorehouse by the owner. Even the cover of the video made me laugh. It says "special guest Super Hung Jim King." Who's Hung Jim King? Was he part of the Justice League?

The best moment comes at the halfway mark. Three guys, all attired in cute little "gay '90s" onesies (they even have the button-open backs!), start getting down and dirty. There is some sucking, then some fucking-while-sucking. Average gay action. Then out of nowhere—bang—double penetration! It was such a surprise—I didn't think DP came to gay porn until the late '90s—that I couldn't help but laugh.