They don't make porn like they used to. A perfect example is the new DVD release of 1970s sexploitation flick Malabimba: The Malicious Whore. I won't lie—I haven't seen it. But I've watched the trailer and I'm dying to see the whole thing. The DVD description reads: Katell Laennec stars as Bimba, a teen temptress consumed by Satan who plunges her entire family—including her widowed father, wanton aunt, invalid uncle, and even a nun—into the depths of sexual depravity. Is she possessed by a demonic lust, or just going through a really freaky puberty? That sounds a little sketchy, but I'm telling you, the trailer is great. It looks like a cool old Italian horror movie: dramatic soundtrack, spooky lighting, doors slamming, candles mysteriously blowing out. It even has subtitles, like some classy foreign film. I'm guessing it has so much storyline that it takes forever before there's even nudity. But in this day of digital hardcore, isn't it nice to watch a little foreplay? And with all the satanic themes and naked nuns, it seems perfect for Halloween. Watch the trailer HERE.

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