I haven't written a hate letter since the one I sent to Mr. Rogers when I was 12. I told him he was a "fake." I can't remember why, exactly, I did this—but I got in big trouble when Fred himself wrote back to tell me he was sorry and Mom found the letter and called me a "mean little girl." I felt bad. I try not to hate. You know what, though? I call bullshit on Tila Tequila. Have you seen her show on MTV? A Shot at Love? Her "bisexual-themed" reality dating show where 16 straight men and 16 lesbians compete for her affections? What a crock of shit. It's technically not porn, but you know straight boys everywhere are beating off to it every Tuesday. I don't think Tila is even bisexual. I think she's a MySexual—the fakest of all the fakers on MySpace, the most vapid and narcissistic website in the world. Isn't it transparent that she's the most shameless gay-for-pay person ever plopped before a camera? I'm all for people using the internet to promote themselves—and to land cable TV shows—but let's try not to be such big fat liars. Tila gives bisexuality (and hard-working professionals like Jenna Jameson and Peter North) a bad name.

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