I saw this poster, wet and wrinkled, on the sidewalk near Bill's Off Broadway and thought, "what a terrible thing, to lose a wedding ring." Then I noticed a post on our classifieds website that says the ring disappeared from the 611 Supreme bathroom, and I thought, "What kind of fool removes their wedding ring in a bathroom?" And finally I realized that on the back of this poster is a new version of the "SEND ME ANYTHING!" poster/campaign I reviewed a few months ago which blindly solicited items of any nature with an anonymous P.O. box, and I thought, "What kind of fool falls for a fake lost ring ad?" This kind. Me. Busted. CORIANTON HALE

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