My gosh! I mean, what a GREAT poster! It's just so, umm... so, umm... aww crap. Okay, so I made this poster. IT'S MINE! Guilty. But there's a damn good reason for this public autofellatio! The Statler & Waldorf Groove are the winners of last year's Strangercrombie "Does your band suck?" package. Among the prizes was a poster designed by me, as well as a spotlight in this here column. So please open wide and suck it. CORIANTON HALE

The Statler & Waldorf Groove
October 25, CHAC Lower Level