This is one of a few notes left on our front gate over the weekend. Another says, "I want to jump your bones. Meet me in the park at midnight." The third note says, "Dear Editor o' The Stranger, I think you are cute. Upon arriving in Seattle your sweet sweet editorial stylings were the only light shining in my lonely tunnel. Now I must tell you that I love you! Will you marry me?" This is followed by a list of options: " [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] Undecided [ ] In one year [ ] Are you HWP? [ ] Let's be friends." Sorry to burst your bubble, but Dan Savage is already married (sort of). I, however, am single, and in search of a lonely tunnel. CORIANTON HALE

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