We’re so excited for the presumed Republican shitshow of Barack Obama vs. Thurston Howell Romney (knock on wood, ALWAYS knock on wood), we feel a little sick. But where to watch with other people for maximal schadenfreude? Also: need booze! Here are the bars that we know are showing the debates so far: the 74th Street Alehouse, the Blue Moon Tavern, the BottleNeck Lounge, Cafe Presse, Moe Bar, the Red Door, Spitfire, Saint John's, Solo, and Tini Bigs (check our online Chow Events calendar for more). OHMYGOD we’re on tenterhooks!!! (6 pm, thestranger.com/chow, free)