17% of the folks who lost their virginity before age 16 claim to have acted out all their fantasies. 3% of these people have genital warts and 2% have herpes.

4% of those folks who knew when the Gettysburg Address was delivered have had a four-way!

Who masturbates the most?

On average, straight women masturbate 2 times per week; straight men, lesbians, and bi women masturbate 5 times per week; gay men masturbate 7 times per week; and bi men masturbate a whopping 8 times per week!

Of the men who pretended to be female in an Internet chat room, 45% were Democrats, 40% were Republicans, and 15% were Greens.

Who cheated the most?

· 42% of Democrats cheated on their significant others.

· 14% of Greens.

· 4.7% of Republicans.

Who gets laid more? Stalkers or non-stalkers?

On average, stalkers get laid 1.7 times per week, while non-stalkers get laid 2.5 times per week!

In the year 2000

63% of rape victims faked an orgasm. No rapists went to the AIDS Walk.

Who got pooped on the most?

Of the people who got pooped on in the year 2000,

60% are Christians, 20% are agnostics, and 20% are atheists!

According to our poll,

100% of Muslims bought sex toys in the year 2000. (Well, the one Muslim who took our survey did--plus, it was a sex toy that needs to be plugged in!)

14% of people who've had sex with a cousin have had sex at Tubs! (33% of cousin-bangers had sex in a public park, 28% in a moving car, and 8% did it in all three!)

27% of men who've had sex with someone they met in an Internet chat room have had over 100 sexual partners!

In the year 2000, 33% of Jews got a rim job!