You promised to go down on me, but put your dick in me instead. After I pushed you off, you said, "I just had to feel what it was like inside of you." Then, when I still wouldn't give it up, you decided to masturbate in front of me and cum all over my bed. What sort of DJ are you? Your confidence is unreasonable, because you're ugly and you have fucked-up teeth.
Now you refuse to talk to me. Of course we can't be friends and put this incident behind us. No! You have to be an arrogant male pig! Now that I won't have sex with you, you won't let me in the studio, or on your show. Before it was totally cool. So, fuck you, DJ! And your nappy teeth, too!
-- Anonymous