Organized in response to a Toronto cop's proclamation that women can defend themselves against rape by not "dressing like sluts," SlutWalk Seattle is the march/rally designed to destroy "the idea that women invite sexual violence by looking like they enjoy sex." Organized to celebrate gay and gay-friendly families (and raise funds for Food Lifeline), the Seattle Pride Picnic is the daylong to-do in Volunteer Park featuring food, music, and "fun for all ages." Hilarious bonus: Both events are scheduled to be picketed by the ridiculous Westboro Baptist Church! Don't miss the show(s)! (SlutWalk, Cal Anderson Park, 1635 11th Ave, www.slutwalkseattle.com, meet at noon for march downtown; Pride Picnic, Volunteer Park, 1247 15th Ave E, www.seattlepride.org, 11 am–4 pm)