Four-time Sports Blotter all-star Lenny "Nails" Dykstra, 48, faces as long as four years in prison after pleading no contest to three counts of grand theft auto and filing a false financial statement. The New York Mets' 1986 World Series hero still awaits trial on separate charges of bankruptcy fraud, identity theft, possession of a controlled substance, and indecent exposure. Washington State University sprinter Nathaniel B. Washington, 22, was arrested after a lengthy investigation for allegedly trafficking narcotics. According to a Whitman County Sheriff's Office statement, Pullman police pulled over Washington's Mercedes and found 700 Oxycodone tablets, less than 40 grams of marijuana, about $2,000 in cash, and an AK-47 rifle. Guadalajara, Mexico is in an uproar after Chivas star Marco Fabian, 22, celebrated his first of three goals against crosstown rival Estudiantes Tecos, by miming a cocked pistol and shooting teammate Alberto Medina in the head. This mock execution in a region rife with real executions earned Fabian both a yellow card and the admonishment of the TV announcer: "Well, all the beauty of their goal was just ruined with the celebration." Colombian striker Edison Chara, 31, died near the outskirts of Cali on October 19 after being shot in the head.