Décor: Ceramic panther memorabilia; a vast collection of velvet paintings; a shrine to an apparition of Elvis, centering around a Cyclops kitchen sheet, upon which an employee discovered the King's ghostly, blackened image.
Artsy bar top: A treasure trove of Lucite-embedded oddities, including glitter, plastic hula girls, assorted foreign coins, and Krist Novoselic's wisdom tooth (!).
Happy hours: Daily 3–6 pm.
Happy-hour drink specials: $1 off well drinks, house wine, and tap beer (Kölsch, Chopper's Red Ale, and others).
Happy-hour food specials: $4 chicken quesadillas (with roasted red peppers, caramelized onion, and pepper jack cheese), or $7 polenta roja (with shaved Parmesan and red chili tomato cream).