Region: Capitol Hill.
Previous inhabitant of address: Knock Box Laundromat.
Celebrity staff: Members of Grand Archives, Feral Children, FCS North, and Whalebones.
Backwoods-style adornments: An antler-enshrouded light fixture, the bar top's Lucite-embedded shotgun shells, a unisex bathroom bedecked with big-game burlap targets.
Lard-icious delight: $2 deep-fried Twinkie.
Happy hour: Food: Mon–Sat 4–6:30 pm and 11 pm–close, Sunday 2 pm–close. Drinks: Mon–Sat 4–8 pm, Sun 2 pm–close.
Happy-hour drink specials: $3 wells/$5.75 doubles, $1.50 Olympia pints/$6 pitchers, $3–$3.50 pints/$10–$11 pitchers (Stella, Troll Porter, and others), $4–$6 specialty drinks (such as $4.75 bourbon sweet tea).
Happy-hour food specials: $4 fries (with blue cheese, green apple, and bacon), $3 meat-loaf sliders, and more.