Region: Capitol Hill.
Decor: A fairy-tale entanglement of intimate dining cubbies featuring antique furnishings, garage-sale collectibles, faux plants woven through low-hanging chandeliers, occasional plywood backdrops, and—presumably to enable impromptu make-out sessions and world-class eavesdropping—booths draped with fabric privacy dividers.
Overheard dialogue: "I really enjoy hanging out with people who have no social skills, because I have no social skills myself."
Two-pronged happy-hour schedule: Daily noon–4 pm, Sun–Thurs 11 pm–1 am.
Happy-hour drink specials: $3 well drinks, $2 Olympia beers (afternoon); $2 well drinks, $2 cosmos, $2 lemon drops (late-night).
Happy-hour food specials: $2 open-face grilled-cheese sandwich (late-night).