Shena Lee
THURSDAY 2/23

JK POP

This event is Seattle's only "JK" (Japanese and Korean) pop dance party, and it's helmed by DJ Bishie, who everyone knows is really Reese Umbaugh from Noddy. With DJ BabyLoveCrash (Alex Thomas) and special guest DJ Hojo (Allen Huang). Alibi Room, 8 pm, free, 21+.

FRIDAY 2/24

COMEBACK

Comeback is happening! Do you hear me? COMEBACK IS HAPPENING! (Yes, AGAIN!) Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Try to control yourself. Chop Suey, 9 pm, $5 before 11 pm/$8 after, 21+.

SATURDAY 2/25

CHERRY

Tonight is for Cherry. All you sexily fucked-up queerbaits and punk grrrls and lesbians? Tonight is all for you. The DJs Amateur Youth and Valentine are on the so-called decks, which I think is a silly thing to say, as "decks" makes me think of a cruise ship full of old people playing shuffleboard. THERE WILL BE NO SHUFFLEBOARD AT THIS EVENT. Re-bar, 10 pm, $5 before 11 pm/$7 after, 21+.

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SUNDAY 2/26

JINKX DOES OSCAR

The Oscars! What a loathsome pile of crap. Why do we torture ourselves every year? I ask you. (Oh, yeah! Because we're GREAT BIG HUGE GAY HOMOFAGGULAS is what, and it's in our fucking genes. One of God's little jokes on us, like Victoria Jackson, or the clap.) But there exists one thing (yes, JUST ONE!) that can transform them into something resembling bearable—even wonderful—and that one thing is JINKX MONSOON. The Jinkx shall dazzle and appall us all as the degenerate hostess of Three Dollar Bill's annual Oscar party, which will make even that glittery circle-jerk seem worthwhile. Cinerama, 5 pm, $30, 21+.