EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE, AGAIN!

Do you remember the last time we saw Everything Is Terrible? Like almost two years ago? February 12, 2012, to be exact? Of course you do. My poor little brain is still abuzz and a-marveling at the weirdness of it all. So if you haven't been hit hard on the head, you also likely recall the concept—it's much like our good friend Collide-O-Scope at the Re-bar place, but even stonier and psychedelic-er somehow. A couple of amazingly dedicated and batshit crazazy freaks piece together an archive of colorful and frenetic found-footage mental illness, put on fuzzy costumes, and force it all down your eyeballs. And tonight they are serving up not one, but two new movies: Comic Relief Zero! and Everything Is Terrible! Does the Hip-Hop! I won't encourage you to get stoned for this, for a change—baby, it hardly seems necessary. Central Cinema, 8 pm, $13 adv, all ages.

PONY WORSHIPS THE CURE

There's no need to choose! You can easily make both events tonight, and if you are a fan of Pony—as I am rumored in some circles to be (ahem, cough-cough)—you'll know that this is one of the very bestest things they done do: Hero Worship, the every-now-and-again night in which they celebrate certain musician/band crushes/obsessions. Tonight is the Cure. Yes, THE CURE. And that's all I am saying about that. (Besides Dee Jay Jack and K-Kost. Swoon.) Pony, 9 pm, free, 21+.

CC ATTLE'S BOOBS AND TUBES

Do you know what we never, ever talk about anymore? CC Attle's. I KNOW! It just kind of sits there, not making a fuss, being rather beary and leathery and reliable. But tonight, they bring us something that is certainly never seen 'round those throbbing pink parts: BOOBS! Also, TUBES! Boob Tube! A curated night of music videos and fun with VJ Andy that is just about as good excuse as any to go down and visit our dear old friend. CC Attle's, 7:30 pm, free, 21+.