THURSDAY 8/19
NX WEEKEND
Are you the type of homosexual who enjoys SEXY GAY SEX? Well, this big event known as "NX Weekend" has got sexygay junk junking up the city from top to bottom all weekend (full schedule and info at www.nxposure.com). Tonight's kickoff is at C.C.'s, which is AWESOME! Because! You know all those terrible rumors that C.C.'s/Mens' Room is really NOT closing? LIES! My most sourcey sources, bless 'em, swear to the gods of butt sex that they are being kicked out. Will C.C.'s rise again elsewhere? Who cares?! Tonight, get durty with the NX folks, toast C.C.'s good-bye, and dream of a better gay tomorrow. C.C. Attle's, 6 pm, free, 21+.
FRIDAY 8/20
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER
"You assholes almost broke my pussy finger!" That's the third best line in any movie ever, and the very best line in Saturday Night Fever almost, period. Ian Bell's famous Brown Derby Series is doing the movie tonight, but LIVE, and with talent! Nick Garrison! Kim Nyhous! Imogen Love! The luminarriest of the luminaries. Miss it and be quite silly indeed. Re-bar, 8 pm, $16, 21+.
TROUBLE DICSO
THEN! Stick around for Trouble Dicso with JD Twitch from Glasgow! (Yes, Scotland. I think!) Why not? Re-bar, 10 pm, $5, 21+.
SATURDAY 8/21
DJS IRA GLASS AND DAN SAVAGE
ATTENTION! This is not a stroke! Dan Savage is DJing! With records and things! And so is Ira Glass! The hot geeky guy from This American Life! Jesus. This event is unique in all of history and will surely never happen again. They say Dan is mixing show tunes! (This is a surprise?) Re-bar, 10 pm, $5, 21+.
FRINGE
NX Weekend (above!) has a party at Neumos tonight that I'm not really telling you to go to because Dan Savage is DJing at Re-bar! (OMFingG!) But tonight's FRINGE is the afterparty for the Neumos event, and it runs till 4 am at the Eagle, so you should go to that and soak in the delicious after-hours vibes. With DJ Gameboy! The Eagle, 9 pm, $3–$5, 21+.
