If this is how we feel about Valentine's Day, why do we dedicate an entire issue to our readers' Valentine's Day love notes? Aren't we complicit in the icky-sticky, over-hyped orgy that is Valentine's Day in America? In a word, no. Because our Valentine's Day messages are completely and totally FREE. No money changed hands; no sentiment was corrupted by commerce. So if all you get from your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or partner on Valentine's Day this year is a love note in this issue of The Stranger, rest assured that your significant other didn't SPEND ONE SINGLE CENT ON YOU. Not a penny. Valentines in The Stranger are a pure expression of love. And The Stranger loves love.
Dan Savage
Zacco Will you be my Valentine? I love you so much Pookey! And now I am officially "divorced"...so you can't say "no"...love forever, your Scooter
Beautiful Mateo Will you be mine forever? (if that's not long enough, just let me know and i'll see what I can do). Always your baby H. P.S. I have a kiss for Daddy...no kidding.
Kryss Two years and counting! I am longing for the right words to say. But, alas, my head moves a little slow. You are my favorite in all the land. I love you! Tium
Babysitter Mine I promise to always be as good (or bad) as you want, please just let me stay up late and sleep next to you until THEY come home. The Baby
Owen Dearest Cuddlefish, your Germ squishes you and wishes you a very happy Valentine's Day! Soon you'll be with me again and then I'll attack you with a giant Zauberkuss!
Joe You're a babe... Happy V-day!...I still love your dreads...Onnie
Margrette When you gave me your love you gave me the world. Let's explore it together always!! I Love You, Todd
2 years and counting my love! You make me happier than anything else on Earth. We met singing and that sweet music keeps on playing in my mind. I love you Mikey! Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Zacki
Jimmy Juice I have and will always love you. You are my queen, and I would die for you. I would give anything to touch your skin and to feel you breathe into my mouth again. Our souls belong together and have been since the beginning of time.
To all the sweet lovelies at the Wild-Rose I love each and every one of you... Huggs and Lipstick Lezzie kisses to all of you...Sandra Kaye
Mahir Eight months and i'm still blown away. Volim te
Martha if i have to give away...the feeling that i feel. if i have to sacrifice...oh, whatever babe, whatever baby. if i have to take apart... all that i am...is there anything that i would not do, 'cause inside i'd die without you...Todd
Marisa It's been awhile. I miss your quinoa and mochi. Did I ever make it into your journal? H.
Pretty Girl Please know that all I want is your happiness. You are and always will be the love of my life, no matter what the situation, no matter where you may be. I wish you love and life full of joy and contentment in everything, me
To the boys from K through Six I hope your valentines day isn't too lonely or depressing. Just so you know I love ya, and support you all the way! Still waiting for the Orgy in Oly! Ashley
Hunnybear It's been over a year, and our love still burns bright and our life couldn't be sweeter. I thank you for entering my life and showing me what we are capable of. I love you always and forever, Babybear PS Here we come Disney World!!!!
Shelley MY LOVE! Happy Valentines day!!! You are the shit, you rock, I love you! NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU! love, yourself.
To Brian, the blonde suspicion Whether we're sampling the eye candy or talking smack about potential bed buddies, you'll always be my angel of the morning. Guess who's loving you... your sweet baby, Kelsy
Happy Fricken Valentines Day Derrick Daniel!!! I love you so and hope you get to see this!! I am so happy to be the one in your arms at night! You have my whole heart in the palms of your hands, so start squeezing baby love! I love you and your HOT ROD! Love, Shelter
CHRISSY Roses are red, Toothbrushes are too, You're one funny bitch, that's why I heart you!
JOY JOY JOY! Happy Valentines day to you! From Bertha Marie Penelope
Mykie Mads I love you little lady! Happy Valentines Day Sweetheart!!! love mom!
K-DOG Happy Valentines day to you!!! I am always dreaming about you. Love, Alicia.
Sweepee! Be my Mihoshi this Valentine's day. Hugs and kisses from your loving Psyduck.
Scott! Did you know that your name rhymes with Hot?!? That's what you are now that your braces are off! Love, Assface
Ann! Happy belated V-day. Happy St. Patricks Day! See you soon. Say happy St. Patricks day to "Trude" too! Lilith
Casey You meow like no other!!! Happy Valentines day! Joy
Flopsy I sat next to you / And without my permission / You made me love you. Don't stop, ok? Mopsy
Dearest K And you thought the only person you'd get a valentine from is yourself. ~?
Derrick I love you!! love s.s.b
Sam Happy Valentine's Day Sweetie! It's been well over a year...I love you even more as time passes, you'll never really know. It's been a long bumpy road, but together we can make it through. You're my one and only baby, my everything. So, will you be mine, now and forever? Crystal
worm boy you know it's true! my heart still lives with you...and i miss you very much. happy valentine's my friend. lv, goose
To Angela C., Fawn & Aaron, Chad, Adam and Angela S. Thanks for everything. It's good to be back in town. Thanks for the couches, the rides and food. XOX, Ems.
M-M-M-Martha Try as I may, I still love you. Covered in poo, Todd
Meg You are the light of my life! I don't know where I would be without you. You make everyday like Sunday. I want you to know that I am only using you, so don't get too attatched. I LOVE K THROUGH SIX! Ashers
SWEETY Give me your bottom or else. Happy Valentines Day. Love, HONEY, no I mean BABY
Life is storming, howling through my mind (You anchor me) Arrogance a flamesaw, poisoning my soul. (You humble me) Insecurity a weakness, doubt is destruction. (You believe in me) Love is our palace, beautifully constructed. (You inspire me) Anger a memory, vanished in blue skies. (You smile with me)
devon i love you and i can't wait to spend the rest of forever with you! every day it just gets better and better! go sixers! love you always, lee
smoey t. you put the dreamy in dreamland, and the creamy in creamland. wont you be mine, wont you be mine, wont you be my sweety?!? all the briscolls love you babe. your love is like a story book story...your old jelly bean, tacy eileen
Monty Thank you (for everything) my little green bean. Olive juice, Princess
Daniel Babe I thought that instead of asking you to be my Valentine, I would tell you "thanks." I thank you so much for being the beautiful person that you are. You mean everything to me...I think I've found my density! Love, Bailey
Dear My love, Bryan I wanted to tell you how much you mean to me, and how close I hold you in my heart. i love you! Love, Ai
Bito YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE - and life I want to spend with you. You are a minstrel of love, beauty, trust. In your eyes is the ocean, in your heart, the moon. You make me whole. Through good + bad, always in love, Bita.
C =countless kisses of courtship. H=having heavenly helpings of hedonism. R=rings representing romantic ritual. I=infinite intimacies on the ice. S=silly singing in skivvies. T=traveling together throughout time. O=opting 4 outrageous opportunities, often.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY BENSTER...INNNNNN SPAAAAAAACE!!!! Just wanted to say, you rock my world! Bow chicka bing bong! And I love you!! ZOINKS!! Love, your "Westward Ho", Dawn
Monkey Boy, you are the sun, I am the moon, by night and day, yin and yang, together we are the planet called us, k
Richard my sweet You are my hugga-snugga-bun and we will be together forever! I love you and our growing family with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day, my love.
Pup I'm afflamesicted with puppy love. Someday I want to piddle on the same newspaper as you and share rawhide bones and doggy-fucks. Love your Canadian puppy.
BooBooJew I miss the kitchen flamesoor...Happy VD, Leather Tuscadaro
to thorn/barb the illustrious dragon-queen and star-studded angelfish gypsy of my dreams...VIVA BOHEMIA!!! i love you beyond the speed of light, spike
kt a jerk is a tug a tug is a boat a boat goes on water water is nature nature is beautiful. i love you, maria
Darling, I love you more than words can say. Every-thing is better with you in my life. R.
HEAD HOLE Lick my toes, baby, I'm screaming your name from this treehouse, it's so fun up here with you. Let's get naked & run around real fast. "I love you an insane amount" too.
sexy babies my dear I saw you in my dreams, me: hot body, sexy smile, you: everything i've ever dreamed of. If you wear those zoo pants again you might just untame my inner animal. yes, Kerry does heal. happy love day
E-ROCK "it's been tough to wake up to where you used to be" thank you for the christmas gifts. i always think of you. we are dangerous. hide and seek. i miss you.
stefanie as kafka longed for milena, in devotion, i will wait always for only you.
josh the cemetary, grass stains, licking your cum off my tongue, me in the cowboy hat, and the famous knuckle equation!! what's next... you're so yummy!
steph remember vampires in the morning? and mid-day call for meds? miss you. hope you are okay. c.
Jessica Thank you so much for changing my life and getting me out of the shitty place I was in. With you I've found meaning, love and a life-long friend. I can't wait to see where we go from here. I love you. Miles
Beloved You are growing, healing, awakening. Have faith! With love, respect and trust, S.
my garnet sweet potato...(yam) lets be sweet together always. sexy and adorable. shiney and new. you keep me breathing! as always, honey bee. buzzz...
Travis you're the best. i love you! love, amanda
MY SPECIAL AGENT My beautiful dream...You have made me happy for this long crazy 15 months...I love you for all eternity...Till death do us part...Love always Rebecca
MAXIMILLIAN "THE LOVE THAT LASTS LONGEST IS THE LOVE THAT IS NEVER RETURNED"--SOMERSET MAUGHAM. THINK ABOUT IT. TINA
codFIsh your love has sustained me. though at times my heart's been weak, you taught me how to listen and you taught me how to speak. i know i've found a beauty that i've never found before in looking in your eyes, i know i'll love you evermore. jeni
tess at level 4 we watched helicopters land in the sun. scaring people, your extended stay. we looked at books under the pool table and tripped on adivan. i miss you and our hotel days.
Stacey Happy Valentines Day and good luck with your upcoming show. You're the best! Love, Brad
Hey Nomie Dodo Face Onie I love you so much, I love your stupid face. I don't even know why. Happy Valentine bee-aby! Love, Dodie.
Nikki Nikki Nikki Happy V-day. i love you baby...and always will. hope you know you for another 13 years. love laurel.
To my dear sweet husband TRAVIS I love you so very much! I hope you enjoy our First Valentine's Day my love, I know I will! Love Always, Your wife Wendy (Honeybucket:)
JoAnn I love what you do to my mind and the things you do to my body. Have a happy Valentines. As always your monkey boy xxooxxoo
Adrienne You're sexy, soulful, sassy and sharp-witted. Here's to us spending a long, long time together. Your Viper in crime, Will
Sergeant Kirbis Your attention is needed in loveless ohio. get on a plane asap to get the details of your next mission. Captain Chode
Alison Wonderful Love of my lives. keep on trucking. clara
To my favorite Canuck Of all life's mysteries can any be greater than an international love affair that developed on Napster? I don't know whether to sue Shawn F. or thank him. You give Canada a good name. Here's to more memories for the memoirs. Love, Bink. Ps We're cute!
oh my god i love you Justin!!
Rye-Rye and Bean Could a mama love two boys more? You make me laugh, you make me cry, you make scream, you make me sigh. I love you both very much. Now behave! Love, Mom
Tina I love you and i love your new nipple ring. Can't wait until it heals!!!!! bubba
Tim Sunrise loves you.
NAPSTER GODDESS With keyboards in hand and screens in our faces, our lives did cross, never leaving our places. After weeks of emailing, chatting and such a phone call was made, just talking, no touch. Finally a meeting, arranged and all planned, allowed me to feel your freezing cold hands. I-5 STALKER
Joseph You and I met as strangers via The Stranger almost 5 years ago. Love and romance, friends and family, serious and silly-we still connect. My heart is yours for caring, yours is mine to nurture-our hearts beat as one. H V D Love, Gary
To Mario You are so hot! Remeber that time I sucked your cock in the car while you were driving down the freeway? Well, just keep thinking of that while we go through these difficult days apart. I love you! Love, Audrey
HEAT I love you very much girlfriend. I think about you everyday, and I still think you are neat. AUD P.S. You're lucky I was already in love with you when I found out you were a Duck.
Boobysucker You may be slutting out with other woman right now. They are not a threat. You be you, and maybe in a few years you'll have matured. I'll see you then. All my love. Womanator
Jorgy You are my truest love. No doubt. Sexygirl
Adam and Tyler You are the best two buds any girl could ever have. Thank you for being here with me. I love you two. Onnie
Anastasia Thanks for making me feel welcome after I moved here - and yes, I'm serious about dinner. Best, Michael
To my fabulous luvable friends Faelene, Starrlyn, Eugene, Tim, John, Supermary, Robbie, Malinda, Ami, Wendy, Kristen and Robert! DAMN, I LOVE YOU GUYS! THANKS FOR BEING SO FUCKING RAD! Happy Valentines Day!!! your crazy and loving, but worst inflamesuence...Michelle
A Citrus Kiss/Drops sweetly from your lips/I catch it on my tongue/The taste is pain/For one who dies of thirst/And cherished nonetheless/I rise to you/And drink your offered gift/Your honey mouth is sweet/But what is this?/My mouth feels dry again...Jeremy
oh young pool boy!!! WOLFFY wants the lotion.i'll bite those poppy seeds. i keep replaying those hot shots in the hotel. luigi!!! love, your babysitter.
Jonathan My heart heart's your heart. Hyper-Muffin
To Bug, bug, bug Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Six years later and I'm still loving you. To Ari & Owl, my sweethearts - I love you kitts! Happy Valentines to you all. Love always, mama kat Meow!
F.R. Madly, Deeply, Crazy... Forever And A Day!! L. W.
My lady You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you. I knew you would be like heaven to touch. I love you baby! I will love you forever. Happy Valentines Day, Jen
cory cory sweet like pickles jump and grrr when i give it a tickle. and now it's a few years down the road and we got the kids and the house, and the way you love me make me shout "LOVENESS PIE!!!" chad
DJ Roddimus You are the love of my life and I'll be with you always! Jim Woodring comix will always be my valentines to you, my longest E trip ever. Love, Jenney
Sweet Pea You make my life great. I love you more every day. Thank you for the best seven years of my life. I'm glad we go together. Love, Carrot
appy V-day to my favorite band, the stares!
I love and adore my wife I really wish she didn't do goofy stuff that makes me crazy. Being angry wastes valuable love making time. We've been married 29 years.
Come ona my house!
Sweetie I'm happier riding to the dump with you than I would be going anywhere in the world with anyone else. Every miserable minute I've had in the last five years was totally worth what we have now. I love you. Lisa
Here's a Valentine wish for all the girls at SU who have been busy making these years the best of my life. Thank You. Cappy
Daz i've loved you ever since you walked into my life. i've been trying to convince myself i don't for years, and it sure as hell isn't working. i love you and i want to be with you. i die every time we're apart, i can't handle that anymore. i understand if this freaks you out, since you've never been in a relationship with a guy...but maybe...if you want what i want so bad then give me a call. yours, Daniel
okay! i have to confess this. Darren, i want your body. now. i know you're in oz right now but maybe when you get back you could fuck me your sexxxy lady
hey yo Chris!! remember me? its Cammy from the dance. the way you moved your bod made me hot. wanna hook up? gimme a call.
Ubio I love you!
ANTONIO HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! I'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU. I ALWAYS WILL...I HOPE WE CAN SHARE THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER, AND LET NOBODY GET IN OUR WAY. LOVE ALWAYS, ALICIA
PK I cherish our love there is no doubt, When apart you're all I think about, I proposed to you on bending knee, Soon my love, the sun, the Keys. Shelly
happy hearts merchild! love, mp
I love you so much, Nomie Your beautiful face while I'm playing bass to your sweet as candy songs and our long drive from Idaho only make me want to kiss you more. May we have a year sans Otis and full of dreamy kisses. ¡Viva la Riffbrokers!
Ciao Tesora Siete il mio sole, Il mio soltanto sole Lo rendete felice, Quando i cieli sono grigio Non saprete mai, caro, Quanto li amo, Prego, non eliminare il mio sole. Baci, D
Poopie Poops I love you the mostest! Your Cuddle Bear.
Kimber my sweet, candy love...I'm so happy to have found my carrot topped girl. Wishing you a happy Valentines day, and a happy future to us. I love you with all the love in my heart. I'm Yours. -c.
Sara I love you and I loved our time in Seattle and I love the thought of all the other places we're going to see together. Happy Valentines Day, my little pookie! Love, Me
My sweet beautiful boy I'm more in love with you now than when we met 3 years ago. I love seeing you content and fulfilled, let's make stuff happen in life, seize the day, make love, travel, and play- your girlfriend (wife)
Donna I can't believe you've put up with me for three years. I love you, even when I'm grumpy. Potato Bug
Kathy Thunder and lightning surrounded your bed. Zoiks! That's some powerful magic! Thank you. May 2001 be your best space odyssey. Don't get lost in your computer. Bottom Floor (S)
what am ah gonna do steve? happy heart day!
Diablo & Babaganoush I miss you tons and all the lovins you gave me. Please send much love to Dublin as I miss terribly. Will try to send you cat nip filled flamesying pigs if I come across any. Don't eat the tops of the Makers Mark bottles.
Grant you're the bestest, best boyfriend ever and I love you. Heidi ps, you stink
Sarah, Lisa, Mercedes, Suzanna Happy Valentines Day from Katherine in Ireland. Hope y'all have rickshaw drivers to play with this holiday. Sending you much love--miss you all!
To my beautiful babe I love you more than words could say. Your spirit keeps me aflamesoat, your love gives me life. Thank you for being my girlfriend, I love you so very much. From your honey.
Stinky Knowing what I know now (including the whirlwind), I would ask you to marry me all over again. I Love You! x-smack-o, Rizzo
MY DECO REDHEAD your beauty is timeless someday we can be contestants on temptation island can't wait for the next 100 valentines with you, RED RIGHT HAND
RockStarBoy I must have liked the idea of you more than I liked you, but I hope that one day you will allow me to get to know you more. Thanks for the company, the inspiration, and for reintroducing me to the beauty of words and music. A
deerest monkee every day is valentines day to me luv murray.
My boy Matt You have made this past year and my entire life absolutely brilliant! I love you oodles! I can't wait for our future. Love always, Kathleen
Tchu Littl' Happy Valentines Day. Love you long time five dolla. Boo Littl'
JAF VW My heart belongs to only you, Guaranteed a life time, my tires are still good, low mileage and no major work needed. Love TP
A-Net I'm so glad you are now a Proud Georgian like me! Happy Valentines Day! PG & Pooky
Chris I love everything about you. Thank you for making each day better than the last. My heart is full of love for you. Mark
DAMN does that ass never stop? Who'd a thunk that on-line affairs was where I should've been looking all along to lose my cherry? 4 years later, and I still haven't touched your skin enough. Wanna try for 13 again? VBG> I LOVE YOU! HappyGoth
Amelia-Bedelia You are my one, my only, my true DIY lova. Thanks for helping me survive HRVHS. Keep those red lips saucy and those animal ears perky. And don't forget my gosh-darn email address!! Katrina
Javert, my beloved! My handsome Whole Foods hunk! My sexy soccer stud! My cute, crazy crab! Your muscles make me quiver and your blue eyes make me melt! I will love you forever! Love, Bright Eyes
Heather Happy Valentine's Day and thank you for being my best friend. I will always love you like a sister. Love, Maryke
Kevin just pay me back with 1000 kisses! I've longed to discover something as true as this is. You have made all of my dreams come true. I will never stop loving you. Yours forever, M
Needledoc You lift my jing and melt my metal, ignite my passions and scorch my skin. You kindle the flamesames of my desire and radiate throughout my very being. You are the ashes drifting off the wings of the phoenix; precious flamesowers bloom in your wake.
MUNKACHU!@How do I love thee? (again???). Impossible to count the ways...
Timm After 4 years, I love you more every day - Here's to your birthday in Honduras! TMD, Barry
To CLB I'm jealous that you married Brian, but maybe I can be your roommate anyway. I'll always love you, even when I'm in Ireland. Luv, Walpurga
For Simon (Sweet Pea) Who is my reason to begin Who plows the earth, who breaks the skin Who took my two hands and made them four Who is my heart, who is my door Nobody Nobody but you, Simon. Amy
danielle i love you baby. it's you and I forever, you'll always be my little pookie-bear. for eternity-robert
Pepe I love you! Sarita
We're not boyfriends We like to sleep around and are too honest to lie. We're not fuck buddies--we do other things than have sex. I don't know what we are, or how long it will last, but I dig you. Have a Happy valentine's day baby.
Victoria Why is it that on a 42 acre campus you are the only girl I want to be with and you are with someone else? Here's to wishing you were my Valentine... Unfortunately Anonymous
for tiny Roses red, Violets blue, teriyaki on your Lips? this one's for you...blankets, Naked, take cozy nap, if you're Good, a little booty slap. who's your mama?
short and stout You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray... which they always are here, and beautiful all the same. Thanks for sharing them with me. *kiss*
HEater Muffin i love you mostly in the spritely mountains of your wonderous pondering...smoochies. Be a huge Positivor, our love is getting stronger by the day. baaa-love.
Pooky-Bug I love you bunches and bunches. I will always have May Days and never M'aidez. Love, Star Wars nerdz
Bat Boy You make my pants pound every time you take off my boots. I look forward to many Valentines Days with you, my son, lover & soul mate. "Guess how much I love you?" More than all the petals of all the flamesowers on this planet. Love, Your Daddy.
hey bracken i want you to know im really glad that we have become so close and have been going out together for a while now and i really like spending time with you. you are god! and youre really really hot! happy valentines day "hun" love melissa
TO MY BEAUTIFUL LOVE SOME HUMANS NEVER GET TO KNOW THE MEANING OF TRUE LOVE. THE UNDENIABLE FORCE OF CONNECTION TO ANOTHER'S SOUL. THE WARMTH IN KNOWING THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I NEED TO BE. MY HEART AND SOUL IS FILLED BY YOUR LOVE AS IT ALWAYS SHALL BE.
Bobcat love you. Sometimes there is forever. Koala
To my dearest little woodchip You *are* my warm body of choice, my sweetie, my snuggle-umpkin. I love you so much, I turn to mush whenever I see you. Dance with me forever. I missed you terribly for the mush-fest. love, Your lumpkin, your sweetpea, your own and only true love
Sarah V. I love you! From Someone you know since Kindergarden.
dan i love you with all my heart and i can't wait to jump your bones once you get back in town. :) yours forever, michelle.
Mike, my sailor boy Just because we aren't on the same ship anymore doesn't mean I don't miss you in my cabin sometimes. Next time you're in port, maybe we could spend the evening in Sunnydale. Your captain, Jessica
Scotty Every day I look into your eyes and I love you more than ever before. Thank you for all the wonderful things that you do to keep our life fun and exciting! Happy Valentines Day. Love Marco
Michelle I fulfilled you? Fuck you. YOU fulfilled ME. You ground me, and my love for you pails in comparison to the thanks I owe you. You rock.
Hey you sweet 130am naked hot chocolate drinker remember me in South America and wait for Summer to come by so we can do it all properly over again...i can't believe you left me wanting so much more! let me practise my hand at writing erotica for you.
may-mu three years of blood, sweat, and tears in big meaty fist sized chunks.we've gone inter-continental, seen some sights and shown our freepus as much. we have so much more to see and do,that all I can say is "thank you for being my partner,I love you." Enrico
Oh, my enchanting leri I can't make it through the day without digesting your every word. You keep me glued to my glowing box, metaprogramming. Among your 23 Chris's, i could be anyone. ae.
Casey As they say in the Princess Bride, true love only happens to one in a million. I can't tell you how glad I am that I met you, the one in the million. I Love you, Jay
I love you (39) let the trainer always be with the Skunk! You are the cutest terydaktl cat. I love you. Love, Skunk Goil
erin you are truely a beautiful spirit. this past year has been amazing, and every time i see your foxy smile or look into your beautiful baby blues i pinch myself to make sure i'm not dreaming. me and caspian love you incredibly. thanks for not pushing us off of the Grand Canyon. happy valentines day and happy 1 year anniversary. love, lau-lau and teets
Jon Your the most kind and beautiful soul I have ever met. My life is better with you in it. Happy Valentine's Day, Man of mine. Love, Shari
THE HURRICANE CAFE to all my beautiful co-workers n regulars, hugs n kisses to all of u that hate this stupid fucking holiday n find it a curse as much as i do, luv f8 xoxoxo
Robert Happy V-day It's our 5th one and I just wanted to let you know that I always love you! Love smilingjb =)
Josh Happy Valentine's! Still love you- take care of yourself. D
Nathan Happy Valentine's Day!! I love you soooooo... much!!! Love, Kristen
to the most beutifull tom tom in the world!!! love the queen B.
M.Y.gam love your eyes & smile, your touch, smell & kisses. Thanks for cuddling all night long & having me "top" our intimate bonding. Love, Steve H. :-)
Minnesota Mark you make all my days warm, all my nights cozy. Your sweetness is irresistible, I have to thank u honey, I luv u lots from your V-day bunny.
Belen, Beautiful Barrista Your wit, your smile, your laugh keep my going that extra mile. When yes you said, to question mine my heart it beat quite out of time. Let's hope this valentine you read won't be the last from me to screed. Will
Mom your the strongest most wonderfull mom in the whole world, lets get some desert!Love your daughter.
this is to that cute blond messenger with the fixed gear, you want to get together and F*CK some time? Love the ass lovn't secretary
to my darling pip i wish your dick was a little bigger. love your sel
to that darling curly haired tall boy that lives on that bacon hill, don't you wish you dick was as big as your ego. love your self
Sweden loves Brett for eternity! Love Nanna
Ai you are the best, and I just wanted to thank you for being my Valentine! I love you SWEETY! Bryan
At the East Bay Marina I left my heart. Also in the TV room, Priest Point Park, all over town, anywhere you are.
kitty squeek squeek squeek means I love you. rarrrsh. xoxo, snickerdoodle
tiffy sweet i love you !
Christopher It's all right. I love you! AC
scoopy and butterleaf forever, i love you scoopy !
ballard angel your curls are cute, your arm pits smell and you can play the harp as well, i think you are the sweetest thing so come with me, let's have a flamesing...anon.
googejo, jessica, and herbie happy valentines dear starbirds, with love from tiff xxx
JOEL you know i still love you.
Johnny Small Lover of all lovers, king of all kings, men of all men--your my knight--my dreams--my fantasy my joy--I love your sweet love. Clancy
Blendi A haiku of love for you: Oh Blendi you rock, You be our Dancing Queen lady, Glittering girl. Luv, Agent Geisha & The Inspector
Punky Love you long time. How bout a 3-sum? JJ
Joel if wishes of forever were all- there would never be a problem. i love you.
Jojo & Spacey The Inspector hereby dubs you Agent Jojo and Agent Spacey. Together we will crack this case wide open! Luv, Dino Gelato
Tom Tom hey you sex kitten come curl up with me your loving bitch.
T-Bag You have become my soulmate, lover and friend. I knew no true direction until I met you. I love you, I love you, I love you! Snootchie-boo, I am your true blue lover too! Thank you for loving me the way that you do. Lake City Jay
Tracy It's me again... Happy Valentine's Day!!...I love you, I need you, I want to see you naked...right now!! If you're reading this and I'm around, lift up your shirt and squeeze your nipples for me!!! Justin
LARRY I HOPE, IN TIME. EAST
T-Bird You are a wonderful woman with a beautiful heart. Thank you for all memories, many are the best I have. As you know my love is not liquid, all I ever gave you will always be yours. Good luck and good life. Steven
BOOP! You made me laugh over coffee, the nature of your dog made me fall for you, and I've grown to love you deeply. Thanks for being goofy with me as we strive to create the world we want to live in! Your divinely loving girl, Girl.
Lil' Mamma We have been through it all. I love you more daily and am looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you. We'll always have Venice! Big Poppa
SNAKIE!! first you were my dinasour egg hatching. then my hot porno star. come on baby, come on baby. you are kitten's object of desire. j&w forever.
Mi ninyo Hola precioso! Welcome back!! I'm so glad to finally be with you again and very excited to start our lives together! i love you, Holly
g108 is not a person but a careful saint with an amazing aura, spreading joy all around. seeing you makes my heart ache. think we can do it? think we can be friends? best friends. forever. i will always love you from the deepest place in my imperfect human soul.
PU WA WAA! happy valentines day, sister. you are beautiful, spirited, happy and talented, complete with superior coomer intellect! love you, buttercup.
Oh Octopus, my octopus you inspire me and deepen my experience of you and myself as we dive into life more fully. Create more! I can't wait! I love you, your Jezebel
Chicken Boy Things with fur are things that are great. You may not be covered with patches of soft, brown hair but you're covered with a fine coat of metaphorical fur that I like to smell. It's alright that you do not have four legs, I still like your doggy style. Let's snuggle and eat each other's ears. Love, Nichole, Mollie and Manxie
Patty You're my one and only. And, I love you like a forest fire. You know you're my bad girl too Honey, I know what you desire. Now, hand me your favorite spatula, And tell me, "harder", too...Then when we're done we'll get drunk and screw! Love, Trimboy
SEAN AND CHANDRA This is the story of a lonely girl, and how she met a beautiful boy, and how she loved him as much as chocolate and Radiohead and Christopher Guest comedies, and how she told him in an ad in The Stranger. The End.
Thurna!!! I adore you. Much Love, Christy.
Cute Boy Another year we made it thru. I still want you, need you, love you as much as I did a year ago, even more so. I don't want to be redundant, but I couldn't have asked for anything more. You'll always be my perfect boy. Wuv you, Pretty Girl
Jordan you are the light of my life, the fire in my loins. When you rock the mike, I feel your love inside me. xoxo
M. Wilde I tell you openly, You have my heart so don't hurt me. You're what I couldn't find. A totally amazing mind, So understanding, so kind; You're everything to me. My life's changing everyday. Every possible way. It's never quite as it seems, 'cause you're a dream to me.
Alexie as President (and Member) of the LOSER'S CLUB, I felt it my duty to send this V-Day greeting your way. Miss you. Love you. Let's watch Pinhead sometime. J
SUSU my spent piece of used tango trash; tease me with your lucious red wine coolers; sqeese me and leave me begging for more of that sewer talk. I am forever your penguin gathering stones. Squawk squawk,squawking...Big A.
A KISS me at the Calder. Love C
Little Green Frog Do you remember meeting at the Rose? Kissing Karaoke? The Baltic Room? Walking to our cars from the 700 Club? Kissing on that Telephone Pole? I do. And always will. Your the love of my life. And you know what? I love you more! Happy V-day K.
Calby-J you fill my heart with love and curl my toes with nub. You are da love! Corene.
Sweet Kimpoh Thank you for: India, Maui, London and SF; Christmas light drives; facing your fears; staying and growing with me; your work, love, understanding, and devotion. I love you and our life together, more than I can ever say. I am too a kitty! Meow meow meow! Love, Bunpoh
Proffessor You the sweetest big thing I ever seen. Love your fuzzy stuff and twisting your turn signals. Gonna bite your buttons big guy. Wanna be my Valentine??? Lovin' Liz
To the hot twins at The Rubber Rainbow I love you and think of you all the time. I hope to use some of your products with you sometime. xoxo ian
NUB NOO CHOOKY
Dearest Rachel be my hot, wet, secrectly dirty, shower worthy, cock explosive valentine. love, Zoli...
WORLD-RENOWNED WHEELBUILDER Happy V-Day #2! (Not VD....cough cough). My dearest bong-champion, red-hot lover, blue-grass baby, white-couch cowboy, PMCP-eating stranger in the night...I adore you as always, & want to steal covers from you more often. ILY, SB (JLL later?)
Don't go breakin' my heart the moonrise, Ruby beach, mackerel, dancing in your basement, I'm keeping all of it.
A Happy Valentine for Ryan and the Caveman.
erik mal chico es gigantico gecko. there's a ghost on the balcony and invisible germs on the bed cover. no more fried sugar pin wheels!! room service, wack wack. you are my baby. my scorpian belt buckle baby.
Baby doll I love you more and more as each day passes. Here's to two of the most wonderful years of my short life. Love, Your nerd
J9! Be my Valentine please! Jessica and I are lonely across the ocean and can't wait to be with you. So don't start without us, I'd be more than fussed!!! Love you loads, your British Frau
P YOU'RE REALLY CUTE AND SEEM TO LIKE ME. SURE GLAD WE'RE MARRIED THEN! I LOVE YOU MADLY AND GLADLY. MAY YOUR DAYS BE FILLED WITH WEENIE DOGS AND CHINESE WINE FOREVER! S.
GD! Like kitties to catnip, and Toby to kibble, I'm gaga for you, My little corn nibble, I've come to adore you, More than red meat or cheddar; That might sound insulting, If you didn't know better! I'm certain Year Two will be even more divine, so stay with me, please, my sweet valentine. Love, GD
To My darling Ryan I love the way you touch my face and look into my eyes...my whole world is complete now that i found you...Thank you for listening with open ears. I love you baby, Love Molly
"So (Suzy) climb in, its a town full of losers and we're pullin' out of here to win." *I love you, sweetheart.* May this year be full of many nights of twin language and debotchery. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY. Your spoon, Daniella
Trick You are my sweet little sugar talker. Thank for all of ours days together, I adore you. Love Tracie
GRANDMA can i plezse get to the sink to brush my teef!? love sweet pea.
Chris M. Have a Happy Birthday/Valentine's Day, we love you! Tracie, Chelle & Robin
k in 11 this is j downstairs in 3, still wondering.
Jeremiah, he's my man If I can't have him, no one can. Thanks to my friends for that one. He is a great guy with a lot of love. I LOVE YOU! love me. smoooch
Bug! You're my best friend, the perfect lover, and the most incredible partner. I love knowing what it is to be truly happy. Thank you for that. Here's to our second Valentine's Day together and many, many more to come.
andy you're the best a real adam west better than all the rest the man with the hairy chest nothing could make me feel less...for you happy valentines day. love janna.
Mr. Phill You are the thing my brain is wrapped around The center of my day You taught me real love And learned it from me. You brought stars into my life And taught me the word future. I hope that we spend it together. Love, Lisa
To "M squared" you are everything to me, your thoughtfulness, caring and understanding. Who would have thought that 2 years ago such a bond would have been made. You are the WORLD to me in everything you do. Sometimes I just stand there and stare, feeling so lucky to have my "M squared" Love T
To all the 4th flamesoor Porter apt girls you make everyday more beautiful. Love, all your admirers
Dearest Willow You are the most wonderful mother thank you for your love. always, pooblesauce
Baby you are so my guy and I'm so proud to be your girl. Happy Valentines Day!
Melanie You rock my world. M&M melts both in my mouth and my hands. I love you! Skye
Bug Purple beads, creative wine bottle opening, polenta, 9/17, 11/13, Thai food, beep beep, winning the lottery, Vancouver, falling asleep and waking up in your arms. There is no other place I would rather be, than in the moment with you. You are my star. I love you! Your Princess.
Funky You told me last night: No matter what we have to stay together. And we will. Nothing could change my heart. You are stuck with me--and our children--born and unborn. I love you More. Mama
Amy (with the claw, the 323, and the hips, lips and eyebrows) Our illicit relationship has had me smiling way too much these past 9 months. I feel lucky to have met you. I'm too shy to tell you myself, but you're beautiful. (I'm sorry, I'm sorry.)
Silly Dad Crab!! We love you! Happy Valentine's Day. Love, Mom Cat and Little Miss Esther-Puss.
Jme Jazz You are absolutely the love of my life. Big BIG kiss, Popsie
Aurora!!! I love you!!! Dump Joy for ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Chris
Mitty Kitty Meow! Purrrrrrrr... Capt. J.J. Pooper
Roller its been so long since we've seen or talked to each other, I miss the lunchtime romances. You mean to world to me, I know things can never be the same but it would/could be fun trying. Those nights by the fireplace or camping on a stormy night. I miss your laughter and always being on the run. Love Robbie
Jordan i'm tired of all the quickies at Angela's house... we need to have some hot passionate sex at your place, it's big enough bitch! later hot stuff, jennifer xoxo
Michael You're the one, it's you I love. I need you like earth needs sun. Without you I just couldn't be. You're my favorite part of me. Happy 4 1/2. Kristen
For all of the mezbians I love you. From one of the *wiggle* *wiggle* *smoochy* *smoochy* -types.
To all the pussy's out there Be my PUUUUR-RRRRfect valentine! S
To my hobo You'll always be my little hamster. Luv, hunny bunny.
Kevin You Metal Head Rock and roll ain't noise pollution. I love you. From Your Master.
PONY stick it in me here and stick it in me there/my merry widow has slitted underwear/hips swivel tits jiggle stone hard shaft/i love you more than enough/now get in the buff/and dive into my muff/i'm aching for you Valentine/pine pine.
Yay Yay My PB! Yay Yay My PB! Yay Yay My PBeeeeeeeeee! Yay Yay My PB, Oh Dear!
Jordan Baby Happy Valentine's day my live-in Lover, I couldn't be more pleased to have you around. It's off the hook! Love, Andy Baby
Iasc the only word I can think of to say to you without using my head...
SUGARCHIMP! Je t'aime beaucoup! Let's make our first of many Valentine's Day(s) the kind that all our friends are jealous of. You ROCK my Chops! xoxoxo, PlumChops
You will always be the one with the best smell. Without you I am a tree stripped of its leaves--but now I am Oak not sapling. I still want you, but not back, for there is only forward. You will always be reflamesected in my pond where the moon lives.
JENSEN I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE AS EACH DAY PASSES AND I KNOW I CAN'T LIVE A DAY WITH OUT YOU. SOUL MATES FOR LIFE. YOUR WIFE, JENNIFER
schnookie goddamn you half japanese girls do it to me every time! but why are you so far away from me? let's get married and go to school! i'd have your baby but i'm a boy. i love you, frankie
to my little sugar pot pie happy six months, i love you!!! love your little kashi.
If she gets to read this, tell Liz that Kyle loves her!
To Clare who gave me a home. To Jojo, who's mean to me. To Jenny, who always makes me smile. To Jane, who takes care of me when I'm drunk. And to Sarah, whom I love. Thanks for all the free Coke.
***GAB*** YOU'RE (((((SLAMMIN)))))...=p hehehhheee...***CY42***
MIKE/SHER/CHAR I LOVE EACH ONE OF YOU. EUROPE IS GOING TO BE HELLA FUN. OHKAY!! THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. ****MWAH****
Roses are red, violets are blue I'd cross 10,000 more oceans, Just to be with you. Basingtstoke or Seattle, rich or poor, my heart belongs to you, forever. Let's giggle at the car-man next door and exchange foot massages for an eternity. It's brilliant!
MEOW
To My Giggles May the Next 30 years be as wonderful as the last 3. Lets get a house and skydive into Las Vegas. I cant wait to see you next. Love Waldo
Becca I thought you knew that I love you-No Strings Attached! I'll be good for you and I just got paid! It makes me ill that I've been on tour for so long, but I'm home now and this I promise you-I'll be worth the wait! J.C.
To watch you dream can only envision your still gentle face, always smiling when you're sleeping.
Otter Boy You astonish and delight me and I love you with all of my might and all of my heart. It only has to happen once, and it did for us. Mrs. Mouse
Liebe Sugar Beet I'm glad to be living with you and sitting on the couch with you watching digital cable and buying groceries with you and everything else. Ich liebe dich immer! Von deine Fraulein, Sugar Pie.
Meinou Part Deux Kiss a rhino? What about Me? Your my zen zen zen. Its Been a year now of finding ourselves and our love for one another. Lets continue our path towards enlightenment ( and your designer house too) to many more: I love loo, your pooh
I'll try to not let sap abound But, I have a deep rumbling, a feeling of many years to come with you. Let's see many bright colors; let's make many more; let's have sex in odd places; let's dance, sometimes; let's enjoy the silence; let's enjoy the laughter; let's enjoy our dreams and our realities. Let's hold on tight to each other and ourselves as we keep our fire burning. This is only a snapshot of this moment as I write something for you to pick out. I'm glad it's you.
Randy Through the good and the evil, I love you. Please be patient with me as I will with you. We were made for eachother, we balance eachother out. Be my bloody valentine and long live THE Flametrick Subs ! Gin
HEY POOPY! Your mommy is so cute and adorable and I love her lots and lots!
Nate Every day you don't communicate a part of me dies. Separate cities, separate lives. back your words of love with action or stay away. Dizzy
MRS. FATONE It's tearing up my heart that we can't be together, valentine! Can't we get connected? Call me and leave a message: you know the kind i like to get back to! love, your Superman
Jenny I watch her sleep, Moonlight across her face, see her curves and my fingers trace them, Oh but I hear the sadness of the Gods, High upon their mountains JEALOUS GODS, Sad because they created one of her for me, Jealous because they forgot to make one for themselves.
I love you Honey Bear! Smooches!
HEY SALOON GIRLS CAN'T WAIT FOR MARDI GRAS! LOVE YA, TILLY
Quietly amazing Jay You are wonderful and then some.
GD! Like kitties to catnip and Toby to kibble, I'm gaga for you My little corn nibble, I've come to adore you More than red meat or cheddar; That might sound insulting If you didnít know better! I'm certain Year Two will be even more divine, so stay with me, please my sweet valentine. Love, GD
Cucleheimer! I once knew you like a tongue knows its own teeth. I knew the smooth little nooks and the sharp parts. Please call immediately no matter where you're at.
I love you BB! Let's snuggle!
Dear BooBoo Lots of hugs, kisses, and impure thoughts for Valentine's Day! It's been a decade since that first step. All my Love, The Evil Baby Cat
Happy Valentine's Day to my kinky Bunny! All my love, your naughty Angelfish.
Andrew (Sweetie) thanks for making my life so much fun. You've shown me the banquet that is life and have catered to my every desire! Hugs, kisses and love. Art.
PK You're a spunk, You're cute and I love spending time with you. Happy Valentines Spunky!! Luv Jussy
Alvaro you have made me so happy I love you with all my heart and soul and I always will!! Thank you for giving me the most beautiful daughter in the whole world!! I am the luckiest woman in the universe to have such a caring, funny sexy stud like you...Marisol and I love you so very much. May we share many more beautiful years together.Te amo papi. Love, your Raven
To my sweet F'er I love your freckles, your geeky books, using your toothbrush (JK), your small cat and your fat _ _ _ _! Happy Valentines, I love you.
TOONCES "If I come over there you're going to wanna make out with me." Boys... they're trouble. Let's face it, you and I belong together. Your future roommate.
2 Fisted Fatty "If I come over there you're going to wanna make out with me...because I'm soooooo good looking." What the hell does that make us? Pretty damn cute!
STARR WE GOT MARRIED IN LAS VEGAS AFTER JUST 53 DAYS. NOW WE'RE COMING UP ON 2 YEARS AND I LOVE YOU MORE THAN EVER. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SWEETIE PIE! JULIE
Blue Bunny who tackles and rolls me, who makes me laugh, who twirls me around, but best of all, who is my best friend. Love your Not So Chubby Bunny.
COLLIN O. Hail the Grand Poopa! You are the boldest, most kick-ass lover. I am so excited to see the world with you. Love, your baby bitch brigit
Babykins Just wanted to let you know how much you are loved!!!!! It's almost 5 big ones and I'm the happiest I've been EVER! Your Faithful Fluffy >Girl
Mariah Since you came into my life, I have known nothing other than bliss. Rev. Sam
to monkey spank you know. love, monkey
Rick You are the greatest thing to ever happen to me, you make me feel beautiful everyday and that means so much to me. I love you. Sharon.
Daddy Don't ever doubt that you are the best! Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Nathan James
i sit in the closet waiting for you you ask me to stop but i never do i moan and i quake i quiver and shake all as i DING DING DING just for you lots of love, boston bear...ps. Antonia's gone on the 14th come over
Robert panserbjorne extraordinaire, let the grand experiment begin! Manor house, le chateau, castle--it is all about coming home to you. And laundering the cats, of course. Jaq
Sugarshit We walked into this smilling, eyes wide--and a year later, after all the shit, all the drama, all the wonderful, happy days--i've never been more interested in someone. Interested in where we are, where we're going...I've never been more in love. CJT
For a few seconds they looked at each other, and what had seemed impossible and remote suddenly became possible, inevitable, and very near. I love you Mr. Smith.
Dearest L. You moved across the country, you must really love me! You've got a 'diamond,' even if it's a ballroom! Let's start a band and get married. Big Iron
Angie You've been my most cherished companion during the best part of my life. I could never have come this far without you. Love, Zack
My Little Yin You mean so much to me. I am so glad I have you in my life, to complete me. I LOVE YOU JACSON!
O Glenn You are so Glenny. You touch my heart like coffee. Come to me. Love, Mary
Romeo Happy four years. Love, Kitten.
Monkey You are the most amazing, fuckable, funniest, sexiest, smartest, fur-loving, sweetest, most adored man I have ever known. You are what keeps me going. All my love, DLF
hey baybee Roese are red, Violets are blue, I want to play sckullmonkeys with you!!! love your queen wiggles
JENELLE I'm not into Valentine's Day, but I want you to know that you are the bee's knees, cute as a bug's ear & the cat's pajamas, in fact the cat's got my tongue (is that a euphemism?). Anyways, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really Like you!! You make me all gushy inside. Don't forget that. ROB
Otter Thank you for jewels, kisses, and fuckies. I love you very much. Boo-boo
to Scott K., from Scott S. For 11 years you have been my light and my love, my soul and my spirit. Our Love has given me a sense of peace that is beyond words. I cherish you--US--more each day.
Ana I love you more than all these other people in this issue say they love eachother. Truly, Will
Dear Bean Who knew we'd fall for each other when it was just supposed to be casual sex...ok, I guess we both did. Seven months later, sex with you is everything but casual. Love, Jen
To my perfect barista man with sugary lips and salty hips I remember the first time you made me completely happy and you have been making me completely happy every day since. Even the day that i saw something nasty in the woodshed. Loving you forever, like the winds of time and shadows; your Elfine.
J. You have made my life 100% better. You are truly the love of my life. I cannot WAIT for the future to unfold. Thanks for taking me on the roller coaster. I'd do it all over again if I had too. Yours forever, J. P.S. Welcome to Valentine's Day!
Mom you make Roseanne look like Martha Stewart, but I still love you very much! Tommy
Junkwoman I'm a little bit country, you're a little bit rock-n-roll, we're both a little bit spoiled. Love, Tom
Matty Ain't you got no gingerbread? Ain't you got no candy? No, just Circle in the Sandwiches. Love, Dolly Carlisle
I have never had sex in a chair with anyone as beautiful as you before or since--just so you know. xx Meee
Foxy Roxy I want to wish you the best on this day for lovers like us happy Valentines day BRAT. You deserve a spanking. signed Silly White Boy T
different kind of valentine one to the whole friggin city of seattle. i love you, i miss you, and i'll be back soon. smootchie-bootchies! mizzerable in mizzery
HARRY YOU'RE SIMPLY TILICIOUS...XO THUNDERBOY
KS "...Oh, I could drink a case of you, darlin' and I would still be on my feet." Metaphorically, Only one of many
The Cats's Pajamas Thanks for taking VB or I would never have met you. Love is a many splendored thing. The Cat's Meow
Slim the bracelet is starting to itch. Love, Lukey
Brie Your love is "more precious than all the gifts of Fortune", and these past five years, I've been luckier than I ever thought possible. I love you. S--
To my sweetie Britt thanks for a miracle of a year. Hope there will always be room in the pouch. Love, Joey.
Kent I fell in love with you halfway through our "first date" at Second Beach, and I have grown to love you more than I ever imagined possible. Life with you as my partner is exciting AND scary, but I am sure we have what it takes. Love, Julie
my dear wax happy v-day (or vd-day) to you. from your lover down south, hot brananna
German I will always love you (and I'm not referring to that irritating Whitney Houston song)...Mavis
MiLo Your beauty is surpassed only by your humor and heart of gold, all of which send me soaring. Our two hearts fit perfectly together. Your Peculiar Lad
Jamie I freaked you out. I didn't mean to be so disrespectful of your personal space. Give our friendship another chance. I love you. Let's not lose another decade. Jocelyn
Kandy you are still the love of my life and I am still ready to give it all up and run away to London. Viva la cute punk couple. N
Barry You have the twin gifts of making Economics interesting, and of arousing my "Animal Spirits"! Happy Valentine's Day! S.M.S.
Dawn M. you rock like no other woman! Love and spankings, Willi
To all the girls (and J. the DJ) at Deja Vu. I love you guys and hope you have a kick ass V-day. Larry the DJ
Yes Pookster I will marry you and admire your soft round butt forever. You are my ManBear and I have released my Inner Puma. I don't have money for a big present, but if you find this valentine, I'll blow you all night long.
Mark, sir? Are those Space Pants you're wearing? I'm your pony girl forever...Love, your valanne-tine
Here's to raspberry pancakes, coffee, and gorillas in the washing machine. Much love, Cheryl, or is it Tanya?
Natalie I love you very much. Be mine forever. Happy Valentines Day. Always, Duane.
CALABASH Are there loons in the 100 acre wood? In which piglet professes her love for pooh and nervously presents a dandelion. Stay with me despite the woozels and other things too fierce to mention. All my love. Pork Chop
to dicko and leaf when you put your feet in water they get wet. isn't that interesting? love, punchy.
Schmoopie Happy Valentine's day. You deserve a b.p.! Love, K
I MOO MOO MY BOO BOO!!!!
Michaela My sweet, sexy, stubborn Leo Rat: I love YOU more!!!! Gotcha...! Van
Woobie! You are the greatest person anyone could ever wish to share their life with. You turn me on, baby! I love you with all my heart. Schmoobie
Jennifer I can't express my love for you within 50 words. Thank you for coming into my life. Thank you for putting this smile on my face. Thank you for being you. I look forward to the next 50 together. Love always, Jme...
Jerry Te amo! This last year has been awesome. Thanks for always being there for me, from concerts to snowboarding and just talking on the phone. Next year in NYC! love, the other j.
I'm sorry my Ethan ooooooooh! 'cause I am for real I think about you every day and wish that you could come out and play 'cause you are my honey ooooooooh and I am for real I am writing this to say you can be my valentine any day ooooooooh!
Mara my love Just a note to say *hughugsnuggle* loving you much. JH
Dear Mz Gypse Butterflamesy I love you Honna!! Happy Valenines Day now and forever. You are the ultimate crypto-nesia, and You bring joy and light to my life every day. Love Always, Randall
j Another MM show? Why not, they wouldn't be any fun without you standing next to me. Grass-e-ass for 3 1/2 years, I look forward to more. I love you. molegirl
Steve_e_nix sweet polaroid boy watchful eyes, and stick-up hair come to your mama. Wolfgirl
T. moment to moment and in each i give you my infinite next...S.
Although it is quite silly I'd Like to let you know, Even though we tiff. I love you. X-essively. L.
Usnea if only i could show how much you mean to me, how much i value and respect who you are...your love is the light that feeds my soul. pookie
To Rebecca darling I do so miss scratching you at the Vogue. Ice Cream again? J
Oh my darling every moment apart from you is deepest agony. I would do anything to spend another day with you. Come back to me, sweetcakes. Come back to love.
DEREK I hate you. I hate your beautiful smile. I hate your little boy eyes. I hate the sound of your absence. I hate that you visit only when I sleep. I hate that I cannot forget you. I hate losing my best friend. I hate your pain. I hate...me. Nobody
matt laughing with you is the most carefree i've ever felt in my life in your love i find the countless things that make me whole. you know you are my true and only. please don't give up. kyle
WFB Thank you for 5+ years of domestic beardom and for keeping me warm. The cats and I love you. xxxxx ooooo
beadie our charming palace burns forever bright...i am astounded and seized by your beauty each night...as day unfolds and follows my wound...i kneel to everyone and sway in its swoon...i know nothing more scared nothing more true...than my heart that beats forever to you...robertt
Baba Looey I knew that you would come. I wasn't expecting myself in you. Keep me for your sweetness. Smile at me radiant. Sleep upon my heart. You are beloved.
My sweet Bulba-Boy what would I do without you to buy me sprees, tulips, or horse socks? I love you to Maddy-bits. LeeLahChu.
city dweller "i have what everybody wants!" your tree hugger
S. Hope I didn't overstep at Rustycon. It was a lovely dance, paradise itself. I understand, and I'm in anyway. Silly of me, yes? At your command...
To my darling goddess I love you and I enjoy our life together in the cottage by the cliffs of the sea. I've treasured the creation of our world over the past few years: horses, cats, and all. I wouldn't trade it for anything. I adore you. Your mortal boy
BM Buddies! To Princess Two-Ply, Porta-Playa, Playa Lance-alot, the Playa Monster, and Todd: I love you! From our adventure into the Black Rock desert of Nevada, to the SUV filled streets of Seattle--our journey still continues. Happy Valentines Day you guys!! All my love, Princess Playa
Katrina light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul, my Kitty. You are my valentine and the queen of my heart. Love and kisses, Ryan.
Heather thank you for the best 7 months ever. I love you more than anything and hope for many more months to come and go and still be with you. Three sqeezes ;). Love, Ivan
You know you want to, Sarah. Evan
Tristan loves you, Sarah
YouT Me happy w/you. Me love you very much. Me look forward to our year(s) to come. Me your girl, always. MeC
Happy Valentines Day to my long distance friends in Seattle. I miss you all and hope to see you soon. Love from Christie in Atlanta!
JML I'm happy I moved up here to be with you and look forward to a long life together. You're my sweet, sexy, wonderful man. love, your peanut
Tava I'm so glad that we met each other. Here's to lots of exciting adventures in the future! Will you be my Valentine? Love, Ian
To my Bu A special way to say that you are the only one for me. I feel at peace with you and would not trade it for the world. Be my Valentine forever. Love you, love you, love you. From the other Bu.
For my Ladybug No love is deeper, Nor love making more exquisite, To our bed, girl, I always want a visit. No eyes more brillant green, No smile more true, Not a hour goes by I don't dream of you. All my love, Your Pussywillow
HEY DOLL I love & miss you so much. RACHEL
Sweet Elin Stay strong girlfriend and I will be your Valentine. Love Ya...Sandra Kaye
Brian You are brilliant, you are beautiful, and i want you. Please sign me up for another 5 years. I love you. xxoo jeff.
Hey CHICO!! happy valentine's day to the sweetest boy in the world. i love you!! Bubba
Breenut Happy Valentines day my sweet. I am glad you are there for me to flamesompy fish. Sorry I hog the covers. I love you. Michael P*
Thanks for 7 Love Bananna :)
Genna Genna Genna Genna Genna Reigning Jester of the Retarded Underworld, formerly of the land of Missoula: HERE'S TO SHACKIN' UP, BABY!!...Love, Skye, the one you know as DR. DORK.
Hello Doug M. Got your message. Elvis has left town. I miss you, of course. And, despite it all, I l--- you. When you figure it out, let me know.
kaci you are the coolest x-operasinger i know. love, mariposa
Jake and MDC you are my oochie boochie boochie bears. Thanks for always being there and making me laugh my ass off. I love you guys. GOOD TIMES! Lib.
Skye of La Villa I have always missed you, and still want you, despite how I *acted*...sorry I was such a psycho jerk. I know what I lost now. love anonymous.
Kyle of Kits! WE FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU SWEET, SWANK, BASS PLAYING HUNK OF IRISH MANHOOD!! Happy goddamned Valentine's Day from your dyke fan club downstairs, Kerpow and Twang.
BILL E I LOVE YOU FROM ALASKA TO ZIMBABWE AND EVERYWHERE IN BETWEEN! ALL MY INTERSPECIES OSTRICH-ECHIDNA LOVE, BOSTON ROB
ThePepperGod It was so wierd when I met you because I always thought I would go through life settling for the next best thing from what I wanted. But you appeared and are my match, I mean who else will look up rotten.com with me and quote southpark? Wendybra
BOOTSY Hey Hotstuff, You are the most fantasticisteristerist! falling like water...I think you are swell...*Spanikopita* VALENTINE (your starfucker)
VIVA LA RENAISSANCE Two years (-1 week) and counting. I love you. Butter Kitty
Hey Edogg you are my favorite Valentine, mkay. I love you with whole heart and soul and I thank every day that we are together. Love you Baby!!! Love K-Kitty.
Oh Sweet Bunny! You make me feel so funny! My life with you is pure pleasure! You are my loving treasure! Forever will I be your Bubbie! Hugs and Kisses from your Chubbie-Hubbie!
Hey Karl!! My love of my life...have a happy Valentines day!! Love you, Jason
Do-nuts Thanks for teachin me how to dance, bein your own bad self, and stickin' with me. You are a source of great happiness in my life, and I love you tremendously...and so do my cats--Holy Shit! Dood
To my Beautiful Irish Girl you make me HOT, and you make my heart and my head and my spine and everything else go KERPOW! There are no words in the English language to describe my adoration, and my appreciation...Except one: TWANG! I love you...
"In any gathering in any chance meeting on the street, there is a shine, an elegance rising up" i love you, sweetpea.
Kevin thanks for being the sunshine that brightens up my every moment. I am forever yours. Happy Valentine's Day! All my love, Kristee :-)
Jodeana where ever you are: thank you for being the love of my college life...Jay
Hey Kai You're the cutest panda in the zoo and I love you a whole bamboo bunch. GiGi
